“Gun Death” Sawzall

There are some tools far more deadly than a gun.

An Everett woman was arrested for investigation of first-degree domestic violence assault after allegedly taking a sawzall power tool to her sleeping husband’s neck.

The woman gets the king-loser award for failing to kill a sleeping man when she had a Sawzall. Seriously, I cut my deck apart in like an hour with a sawzall, somebody’s neck is NOTHING compared to that.

Guy’s lucky to be alive, but if she had been successful we could tell his family that Sawzalls are designed to cut building materials, not human bodies, so his death isn’t as relevant as a “Gun Death”.

h/t Barron

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0 Responses to “Gun Death” Sawzall

  1. obviously, her failure was in the “proper blade selection” part of her plan. I’ve quartered a deer in nothing flat using a sawzall (though nowadays one should be more careful around the brain and spinal tissue)

  2. Dwight Brown says:

    Yeah, we were discussing that at dinner the other night. My position, which I have and which is mine, is that you don’t use the Sawzall as a murder weapon; it is just too cumbersome and, as we see above, it doesn’t work well.

    The role of the Sawzall is to cut up the body for easy disposal after it is already dead.

  3. John says:

    Seems to be some Crazy coming out of Snohomish county recently (Everett is the largest city in Snohomish county). The Missus shared this gem, which was from her niece’s high school, from this Monday: http://www.kirotv.com/news/29585317/detail.html

    Must be something in the rainwater.

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