So Wednesday there was a note in my lunchbox. It read: “I love you!” Only it wasn’t signed by my wife, but by my gay house guest. You all know me, I laughed my ass off, and sent him a text message that said “I love you too, Baby!” 😉
Today I got a different note. With some translation it said “Fuck You!” in Mother nature. The Sammich bread I had used had mold on the one side of the bread I didn’t check when making it.
BOOOOO!
On the up side there’s a BBQ joint not far from here. I’ll grab lunch there.
If it makes you feel any better I love you.
Luv U 2 Muffin butt! 😉
Please keep the pictures that I sent to you private. Not everyone appreciates bears.
Are you sure you sent them to Weer’d and not to a Washington college girl?
I stand behind Anthony Weiner.
Because I don’t want him to stand behind me.