So the weather sucks. I guess this nasty storm system is over most of the US. I told the Boss not to expect me in today. The wife’s company is closed. Our critters will be looked after as the other guy decided to rent a hotel room up the street from the lab and kick back and relax. Also exposing his cruel side he told his landlord he had to fly to New York, so she’ll shovel his parking spot.
I shoveled out about 8″ of snow last night, then went to bed only to find it had returned.
Gonna lay low until maybe after lunch before I go out there.
BTW how the fuck does a groundhog get out of his hole if its under three feet of snow and ice???
Snomageddon dropped 11 inches on us. I was about 1 hour late to work after spending 2 hours blowing the snow off of my driveway. The only email in my inbox was sent at 4:42am from the Communications director saying that there was a 2 hour delay for non-essential personnel (which includes me). Good think I was only 1 hour late to work so I could get that important email to know I could have waited another hour!
What they didn’t tell you is that Punxatawney Phil is a tactical gopher, and he used his flamethrower to dig out.
Send the motherfucker to my house. I just got my sidewalk, front porch and foot of my driveway done, and I’ve had about as enough!
If the groundhog comes out of his hole but if no one ventures out to see — does that mean an earlier spring or 6 more weeks of winter?
We have a lot of ice still on the road here. Going to make it fun for the Super Bowl. Wife just said more snow is predicted for Friday.
Guess that means both snow plows are going to be really, really really busy.
No matter what that fucking gopher sez, we’re gonna have snow on the ground in April!
So if the ground hog comes out of his hole, sees his shadow, and a hunter happens to cap his @$$ with 5.56 from 150 yards because he has been messing in the wrong field … what kind of seasoning do you use for the marinade?
Spicy Teriyaki of course! 😉
Excellent choice. Although I hear that ground hog is a little gamey.
Not if you #1 shoot him in the head so no cortisol gets to the muscles, and #2 give it a good 48-hour soak in a freezer bag filled with marinade on the bottle shelf of your fridge!