Again With the Bathsalts Zombies

They’ll eat you!

An Atlanta man was arrested after stripping down to his underwear at a local driving range and threatening to eat people after ingesting bath salts, police said.

Witnesses said that Karl Laventure came out of the woods at the Atlanta Golf Center and began screaming about religion, rapper Tupac Shakur and cannibalism.

“Among other things, he was saying things like, ‘I’ll eat you. I don’t want to eat you but I will,'” Gwinnett County Police Cpl. Jake Smith, said.

Police said that when they arrived, Laventure – who had stripped down to his underwear – came right at them. Laventure would not respond to any commands and wiped pepper spray from his eyes, according to police. Authorities said it took four Taser hits to restrain and arrest him.

This appears to be the new Crack or Angel Dust. It seems that the people who are twisted on this shit are REALLY dangerous. Just like real zombies its good to not get bit, and the best prophylactic is a loaded gun at your side.

Carry your damn guns people! There are Monsters about!

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0 Responses to Again With the Bathsalts Zombies

  1. I’ll reserve my judgement until a toxicology test confirms bath salts are involved. Most of these stories never mention a drug test.

  2. Erin Palette says:

    I think maybe it’s time for a specific tag for these, like #Bathsalts or #Zombies.

  3. Jack says:

    True, there’s no tox yet.

    The naked is a strong suggestion, however. If I recall correct a side effect of the drug is a feeling of the body overheating (and I think an actual overheat too).

    Thus the correlation between bathsalts use and naked crazy.

  4. Kristopher says:

    BRRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!

  5. wfgodbold says:

    The guy who ate that other guy’s face in Florida wasn’t on bath salts.

    I blame the Food Network’s recent Face/Off marathon.

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