Pure Stupidity, and charges will be filed!
A magician from the United States said Monday he is getting medical treatment and pursuing legal action after the host of a TV show in the Dominican Republic set him on fire in an apparent stunt…Barazarte asked Houchin’s wife to pour the cologne into his cupped hands and told Bueno to pick up a lighter on the stage and light the fluid.
“At this point none of us hand any idea us had any idea what the host planned to do,” Houchin said. “We had no reason to suspect beforehand that he would perform a stunt. … We were filming a national TV spot — we assumed the host to be a professional presenter and therefore trusted him.”
When the liquid in his cupped hands caught fire, the host poured it on Houchin’s head and rubbed it into his face. The show never aired but an Iphone video taken by a member of the magician’s crew has circulated widely on the Internet, showing the American writhing in pain on the stage floor.
Hey but burning liquid isn’t a gun!
Interesting how dangerous naked flames can be!
“Interesting how dangerous naked flames can be!”
So obviously we need to ban public pyronudity! The rest of us have been forced to wear pants in public, it’s high time flames had to do the same!
This “common-sense” solution should also help stem the unabated reproduction of flames. The population growth – even (especially?) among cross-species encounters – is out of control! Touch a naked flame to a non-burning object, and it will make baby flames at an alarming rate! We must take “reasonable, common-sense” steps to force these illegitimate parents to take some responsibility and end the rampant proliferation of “assault fires”!
Join me – along with the Barely (a) Campaign, the Coalition to Stop Good Times, and the Funless Policy Center – in standing up to the evil “fire lobby”. Together, we can make our communities safer!
For the children!!1!!eleventy!