Seriously, it seems that all the people wised up and stopped killing themselves with things that aren’t guns. Now ONLY guns are deadly. This means if we ban guns, we’ll ban DEATH ITSELF.
Yeah, that’s the best I have for today!
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You mean that it’s now safe to run with scissors while wearing a plastic bag as a space helmet?
Johnny Space commander! Make sure to affix the “Helmet” with a sturdy rubber band! 😀
Inside one of those older model refrigerators, right?
I’ve got a rather sick one for you:
http://articles.cnn.com/2012-02-05/us/us_washington-powell-explosion_1_social-worker-josh-powell-house-collapse?_s=PM:US
http://www.kgw.com/news/national/139049629.html
Guy who is already the main suspect in his wife’s disappearance kills his children with a hatchet and then sets his house on fire after spreading around a bunch of gasoline, killing himself as well.
Happened a few months ago, but details are still coming out about the investigation of his wife’s disappearance. There’s pretty strong evidence that he killed her too.
No guns involved though, so I guess it isn’t worth the anti’s attention.
Damn. No candles….
I though this was your “April Fools” post. Yet you’ve left no clue that this is the case.
Probably a good point anyway, a really outlandish gruesome death without a firearm might be interpreted as a joke today.
I think you’re onto me! 😀