Oh My GOD Cops have a rough job sometimes:
Home of the Hercules. That’s what the Dairy Lou is known for. But about 3 a.m Monday, police in Oklahoma made an unusual find in the parking lot.
Two women kicked back in a car, one had a warrant for her arrest. And a drug dog let officers know the other woman needed to be searched.
Police took Jennifer Delancy and Christie Dawn Harris into custody.
“On the way there one of them tells the officer she has another hypodermic needle in her shoe, they remove that. The other arrestee says she needed to use the restroom. She repeats it,” said Chris Ross, Pontotoc County DA.
And officers soon find out why she had to go so badly. During book in, a female officer noticed something bizarre during the search.
“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Ross said.
Court records say it was this “wooden and metal item sticking out from Harris’ vagina area.”
“It was a five shot. It was loaded and as she turned around she saw more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks,” Ross said.
Those baggies contained meth. They were removed along with the gun.
YUCK! Not only the fact that this woman had a NAA Derringer inside her lady-bits….but the type of lady bits that one sticks a Derringer in is NOT the one you want to be in the same zip code with!
h/t ChrisM
I’ve heard of coach guns, but Cooch guns? That’s a new one.
Still, I’ve never thought of Ballistol as a personal lubricant before… Is there anything that stuff CAN’T do?
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At least it wasn’t a Desert Eagle.
See… if my aversion to putting chemicals in my body* wasn’t enough to keep me from doing drugs, I’m certain that the thought that those drugs may very well have been smuggled in someone’s butt crack probably would do keep me clean.
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* I do make an exception for alcohol. However, I rarely drink more that a drink or two, and even then I’m a slow drinker rarely if ever even catching a buzz.
Maybe we shouldn’t complain so much about police destroying seized guns instead of auctioning them through FFLs
I Dunno, for a good price I’d trust M-Pro7 and some CLP to destroy a multitude of sins! 😉