We’ve seen them before! Umbrazellas are dangerous shit!!! We need to BAN THEM ALL!!!
A New York cab driver reportedly died when a passenger stabbed him in the eye with an umbrella during a robbery, sources said.
The New York Post reports that the cab driver continued to drive for about a block after being gored, ultimately crashing into two parked vehicles on Thomas S. Boyland Street in the Brownsville section of Brooklyn at about 5 p.m. Thursday.
Why would ANYBODY need an Umbrazella? People say “Too keep rain off”, but they’re obviously paranoid, as humans are waterproof, and nobody has EVER died from being rained on!
BAN THEM ALL TODAY!!!1111!!!
