That Motherfucker has an UMBRIZELLA!!!11!!!
Here at Weer’d World we advocate sensible Umbrazella control! We don’t think anybody should buy an Umbrazella without a background check, also nobody should carry an Umbrazella in public without a permit. Schools, Malls, Churches, Offices, Sidewalks, Strip Clubs, Lasik Eye Clinics, Movie Theaters, Cab Stands, National Parks, Funhouses, Tree Houses, Public Houses, Private Houses, and Gun Clubs are all areas where having an Umbrazella is totally unsafe, and these areas should be declared Umbrazella-free zones by law!
Please help us pass sensible commonsense common law against unsensible Umbrazella violence! America is a nation where you have the freedom to never be afraid of an Umbrazella!
BTW for the picture of the REAL Umbrazella there is a picture on the Boston Herald.
There is no reason why any person should have an Umbrazella like that!
“There is no reason why any person should have an Umbrazella like that!”
There ought to be a law??
J/K
I’m guessing he ha it in the bag and slung over his shoulder, if so he wasn’t point his not a gun at anyone so why did the cops need to go in with their assault weapons with evil 30 round death magazines?
I should learn to proof read before hitting post. 🙂
I’m guessing he had it in the bag and slung over his shoulder, if so he wasn’t pointing his not a gun at anyone so why did the cops need to go in with their evil assault weapons with 30 round death magazines?
I really hope somebody loses their job over this. This is foolishness paramount!
What’s funny is, the Local Assault Squad was called in about a Man with a Rifle at the Mall, when everyone who knows anything about weapons should realize that they needed to find the guy with the Katana. Atlanta Cutlery also sells them with a Broadsword Hilt. As to your so-called Umbrazella Control, Hah! I fart in your General Direction! Your Mother was a Hamster and Your Father smelled of Elderberries! Here in the U.S., we have the right to Keep and Bear Umbrazellas (RKBU), as was recently upheld in the landmark case “Poppins vs. the U.S.”, so there!
LOL 😀 🙂 😀 LOL
I kept a straight face until the “Poppins vs. the U.S.” bit. WOW, Funny!
Do it for the children!
I have an assault umbrella that my grandmother used to chase a burglar out of her house. If only her .22 had been in arms’ reach, that tragedy could have been averted.
You can have my umbrella when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
This is a story I need to hear! Is this the Grandmother I’ve met?
’tis not. This grandmother (mom’s mom) passed away a while back. I’m totally up for recounting the tale over a PBR pounder, and I’ll even use the very umbrella she used as part of my dramatic reenactment. 🙂
Cool, I’ll bring the PBR!
We must ban all High Capacity Umbrellas.
We must create a prohibitive tax on Evil Assault Umbrellas that automatically open and have things that go up. We must also ban all umbrellas shorter than 8″.
Following this we must convince someone to mod an umbrella to be shorter than 8″ then …
No worries Weer’d. Yours isn’t tactical!
Its the Subcompact CCW Airweight model….from Vera Bradley!
http://uftoolbox.info/indirectotron/indirectotron.php
The mall security folks are clearly Batman fans. They recognize assault umbrazellas when they see them….
(And I’m surprised not to see “you can’t even hunt with them” in your comment.)
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