Goose and Gander

3 Responses to Goose and Gander

1. Suz says:

   December 29, 2012 at 10:30 pm

   Party in the streets!

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2. Joel says:

   December 29, 2012 at 11:06 pm

   Seems reasonable to me.

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3. AZRon says:

   December 30, 2012 at 12:09 pm

   Politicians: “I’ll do and say whatever is required to get re-elected to an office of public trust and pretend that the US Constitution and citizens actually mean more to me than my own perversions.”

   Lawyers: “Don’t worry, we’ll sue somebody into oblivion, and I’ll only take 85% of the award.”

   Judges: “Hey, I’m a judge. You know, appointed. You peons didn’t elect me and can’t touch me.”

   Police: “We have our orders, put down the sandwich or we’ll be forced to kill your dog.”

   Military: “We have our orders, put down the beer or we’ll be forced to kill you and your cat.”

   FBI: “We have our orders, hold still or we’ll be forced to kill your wife and your child.”

   ICE: “Borders? We don’t need no stinkin’ borders!”

   Commander in Chief: “I am the last man on earth.”

   AZRon: “I breathe, therefore I’m heeled. If you want it, you’ll have to take it. I shall NOT walk quietly into the treasonous goodnight that so many before me have given their lives trying to prevent.” I shall not disrespect better men than myself in this manner.

   In closing, I’ll offer the relevant words of a 19th century poet/criminal/hero:

   I’ve labored long and hard for bread,
   For honor, and for riches,
   But on my corns too long you’ve tread,
   You fine-haired sons of bitches.

   —Black Bart, 1877

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