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In DC, which still has strict gun laws:

Five people were stabbed early on Saturday in a restaurant in Washington, D.C., police said. The incident occurred around 12:30 a.m. at McFadden’s, a popular restaurant and nightclub on Pennsylvania Avenue, eight blocks from the White House in the nation’s capital.

All five victims were taken to hospital with knife wounds, a police spokesman said Saturday. Their identities have not been released.

national news if it had been a shooting, nothing to talk about when a knife is used.

In Florida:

A man is in police custody after a woman was found dead outside her Florida home on New Year’s Eve.

Deputies were called to a home around 7:24 p.m. Wednesday by the suspect’s brother, 27-year-old**REDACTED**. Neighbors said they heard gunshots, but initially thought the sounds were fireworks.

Alleged gunshots were heard, but no guns were recovered. I thought in Florida, because of all those lax gun laws, was awash in “Gun Death”. Why didn’t the killer invoke Stand Your Ground? The antis always claim those laws made murder legal.

H/T Wallphone and

A tad ironic:

Police say a pickup truck has crashed through a Philadelphia-area home, ending up near the bed of a 93-year-old hospice patient who later died.

…He says a person believed to be the driver turned himself in at a nearby gas station and is being interviewed at police headquarters.

Well it was a hospice patient, so she was likely terminally ill and not long for this world.

Still this is NOT the way a hospice patient expects to go.

Still we can’t ban cars, because “Progressives” use them, so we should ban guns because only “Gun Death” Counts anyway.

So my wife is a really good cook. Since I switch to part-time work, I might be getting close to surpassing her skills in the kitchen.

Still she has a very demanding job, but also likes to cook. There was a time when she would say “Oh, i’ll cook X for Dinner tonight”, and when I got home, I’d find that she wasn’t home and was working late, or was too tired from a long day in the office to cook.

Yeah that sucked…but I never thought of this as an option!

A furious husband cut off his wife’s head with a scythe after he arrived home from work to find she hadn’t cooked his dinner.

…He told police that he first tried to cut her head off with an axe while she slept but that had failed so instead he beheaded her with a scythe.

You’d think the axe would work better….still we obviously need stricter scythe control!

IF IT COULD SAVE JUST ONE LIFE!!!11!!

H/T Bob