Well crap, last time I was here the Ft. Meyers TSA didn’t even have backscatter X-Ray scanners, now they have the Millimeter Wave scanners (we swear they’re safe this time….we only lied the once!), and guess who was lined up to try the new scanners?
I added a nice touch to the sexual assault. First I thanked the agent for his fresh gloves, and when he asked if any part of my body was sensitive or injured, I responded “Only my 4th Amendment Rights”.
He understood my message. This was always something lacking in my scanner refusal. I don’t want to be a raging jackhole, as giving these people who are doing a despicable and criminal job a reason to hate those of us who know our rights is exactly the last thing we need.
Still I want them to know, without wasting any of our valuable time, and without fostering any new hostilities (I’m the ONLY one being violated here) that I will comply but I’m aware of my rights, and they should be too.
OK time to head home where it’s cold and blowing. Can’t wait!