So I just got to work and when I picked up my tea thermos and my lunch bag I noticed the seat was a bit wet. Occationally my thermos leaks a little, nothing a few hours in the sun won’t fix.
When I got to my desk I noticed my lunch bag was wet…
Turns out the garden pickles I packed with my lunch leaked. God I hope my truck doesn’t smell like a douche bag!
Faaaaaaak!
Weerd, old buddy, I have some bad news.
Cars tend to acquire the scent of their usual driver to one degree or another.
Yours already smells like a douchebag. 😉
I say that with the greatest love and respect, you know.
The wife always said my old truck smelled like farts. 😉
You are supposed to light your farts on fire inside your vehicle. To extinguish the smell 😉
No Officer I wasn’t drinking, I just eat my Chili with beans, as chili should be, and I swerved a bit reaching for my zippo….
Yeah that would go over like a fart in church…which you can tell me all about! 😀
Be glad it is not summer and your car turns into a 120 degree fermenter while you work!
That does help. Saddly its threatening to rain/snow so I can’t pop the windows to get some air into my ride.
I’m certain it doesn’t smell like a douchebag. There’s an element missing in the equation. Unless the pickles have been previously ‘utilized’ for some other purpose…?
Not asking.
Lol!