“Gun Death” I’m OK with this

This one is a little lighter.

THE body of a Louisiana man who vanished 27 years ago have been found lodged inside a bank’s chimney.

Staff stumbled across Joseph Schexnider’s corpse as they carried out renovation work. He went missing in January 1984 ahead of a court appearance for possessing a stolen vehicle, KATC-TV reported today.

Police investigating the grim find in Abbeville, west of New Orleans, have ruled out foul play.

They say Schexnider probably died from dehydration and starvation after climbing into the Bank of Abbeville’s chimney and becoming trapped.

The story goes on to question why the corpse didn’t have any safe cracking tools, or gear to haul away large amounts of cash.

They fail to note that he attempted to enter the building via a Chimney. There’s a reason why there isn’t a huge market for chimney security means…because this is the most realistic outcome of that.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. And no “Gun Death”! I’m OK with this!

h/t Bob

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