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No actual death in this one, but you can see how it would work:

A North Carolina woman is charged with trying to poison five family members after one of them refused to share some cheese with her.

A statement from the Nash County Sheriff’s Office said 24-year-old Tiara Drake wanted some of a relative’s cheese on Friday, but the woman refused to share.

The sheriff’s office said Drake awakened before the rest of the family the next morning and used detergent, window cleaner and a household cleanser to poison the cheese. The rest of the family made breakfast with the cheese and began eating it before one of them determined it was tainted.

Thankfully nobody was harmed, still you can quickly see how access to poisons and communal foods can be vastly more dangerous than firearms. Also shows it isn’t the tool, its the will to kill.

Cars are different than guns because “Progressives” own them!

A pregnant woman was seriously injured Thursday morning when another pregnant woman intentionally hit her with a car, pinning her against a southwest Houston home, police said….He said Hunter jumped into his car and gunned it, pinning her 21-year-old rival between the car and the house, police said.

Witnesses heard Kelly screaming in pain….Kelly was rushed to the hospital with two broken legs. Doctors had to amputate one leg. The baby is expected to be OK.

No death, but the woman has lost her leg due to this. Hardly a “minor incident”….still we can’t talk about “Common sense car restrictions” because that would be too much of an inconvenience to the anti-freedom bigots.

Better to inconvenience the gun owners who had nothing to do with this, because guns are different!

h/t Whipped Creme Difficulties

Sometimes you can’t avoid the crime, it just finds you:

The fatal beating of a man on the West Side early Friday appeared to have been a random attack committed by a group of men on a crime spree that began at a Northwest Side strip club, police said.

The victim was identified by the Bexar County medical examiner’s office late Friday as 47-year-old Baldemar Perez. An autopsy is scheduled for Saturday….A woman who witnessed the attack said she and Perez had been looking for a set of keys in front of her grandmother’s house about 1 a.m. when they were approached by three unknown men who emerged from a green SUV that parked next to the victim’s truck.

She said the men began cat-calling her and asked if they could help find the keys, but she declined.

One of the men then punched Perez in the face, knocking him to the ground. As he fell, the other two began hitting him as well.

The woman said one of the men turned toward her as if he wanted to fight her, but she called police and reported the SUV’s license plate number. She said that when the men noticed she was calling police, they drove off.

Officers said Perez was found in a pool of blood, wedged face-down between the sidewalk and the woman’s Ford Crown Victoria, his face battered.

He was pronounced dead at 1:36 a.m.

No guns used by the attackers, but I suspect one from the victim might have come in handy that night.

Be safe out there!

h/t Whipped Creme Difficulties

Gun Free Zone!

Two boys have died after they were beaten by a member of staff at a primary school in southern China, state media report.

The boys, who attended a private school in Yulin City, in the Guangxi Zhuang region, died later in hospital, Xinhua news agency says.

A male employee reportedly hit the boys, causing critical injuries.

This comes a day after a man killed two before slashing six children at a school in Shanghai on Thursday.

Banning guns makes us safer!