A Great Invention!

Where can I get one?

Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

See it in action at the link!!!

Heh, Interesting!

h/t Bob

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Ass Kicked by a Girl

Amusing Story

An Iranian cleric said he was beaten by a woman in the northern province of Semnan after giving her a warning for being “badly covered,” the state-run Mehr news agency reported.

Hojatoleslam Ali Beheshti said he encountered the woman in the street while on his way to the mosque in the town of Shahmirzad, and asked her to cover herself up, to which she replied “you, cover your eyes,” according to Mehr. The cleric repeated his warning, which he said prompted her to insult and push him.
Enlarge image Iran Cleric Pummeled by ‘Badly Covered’ Woman After Warning Her

“I fell on my back on the floor,” Beheshti said in the report. “I don’t know what happened after that, all I could feel was the kicks of this woman who was insulting me and attacking me.”

Nice move, Lady! Still given that this is Iran, she’ll probably get strung up for her little act of Woman’s Lib….

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Issa Still on the Trail

Eric Holder is claiming he’s innocent of Fast and Furious.

Darrell Issa isn’t going to just let that stand

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Morning Read: Anti-Rights Cult

Wizard PC has a great post up on why the Anti-Rights supporters are more cult, or fundamentalist group, than a rational ideology.

There’s a reason why you can’t argue with them, and they delete any attempt to refute their claims. Also that’s the reason why they’re losing, most people don’t want to do ANYTHING unless given good reason, and they don’t have a single good reason among all of them!

Great post!

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“Gun Death” Drugs

I thought drugs were illegal?

at approximately 4:25 pm, Oklahoma City Police were summoned to 1440 North Court regarding a dead body at that residence. Officers arrived and discovered the victim lying in the bathtub, deceased.

Investigators were ultimately able to determine that the victim’s brother, Chance Wilson, injected her with methamphetamines, causing her death.

Those who use “Gun Death” seem to think that if guns were as illegal as murder, nobody would be murdered with guns. Certainly the prohibition of illegal drugs like meth did a lot for this crime.

h/t Jennifer

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There Will Be Squirrels!

Another Thursday, and another Squirrel Report!

Been a long week already, so I can’t wait to do another show!

Tonight’s topics will be the heady politics happening globally right now. Follow the link for the full list.

Still the call-in topic will be more light. Name your favorite Joss Whedon character and why!

Of course my favorite is Jayne Cobb, but for the sake of originality I’ll be stepping off the beaten path to some of my favorite lesser Whedon films.

Tune in at 9pm EST for the latest eddition of

THE SQUIRREL REPORT!!!!!!

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“Gun Death” Chef

This one is too gross just to go into the normal rotation.

A Lomita chef accused of killing his wife whose body has never been found told detectives that he slowly cooked his her for four days in a 55-gallon drum, boiling her body in water and discarding her remains in his restaurant’s grease pit, according to a taped confession played in court.

David Viens, 49, said he hid his wife Dawn Viens’ skull and jawbone in his mother’s attic, but a detective said he could not find it….His wife, he said, had been using cocaine and drinking and he did not want anything to do with it. He went to bed.

When he awakened Oct. 18, 2009, he found her watching football, eating pizza and drinking beer.

Viens said he checked the restaurant’s cash receipts and found “a lot of money” was missing. He double-checked his math at his mother’s house and returned home. That night, he and Dawn ate at California Pizza Kitchen, and he went out drinking with a friend. Dawn called him, upset.

When he got home, he took an Ambien and moved a bureau in front of a door so his wife could not enter the room. But she was able to get in anyway, and raised hell with him, he said.

“So, I’m laying there and the next thing I know, she’s all over me and she’s got the light in my face, calling me all kinds of mean names and stuff,” he said. “And I keep telling her the same thing, `Just leave me alone. I just need to sleep.

I just need to sleep. Just let me sleep.”‘

Viens told detectives he got up, grabbed his wife by both hands and forced her onto the living room floor.

“I wrap her hands up real quick,” Viens said. “I wrap her feet up real quick, and I take a piece of clear duct tape – wrapping tape – and I put that over her mouth. And that was it. I said, `Good night.”‘

Viens said he awakened four hours later. Dawn was dead.

Its a crazy story, and cops can’t get the evidence to line up…still man! Also no guns used, so no “Gun Death”. Don’t you feel better?

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Doesn’t Make You Better, Just Dumber

British police are unarmed, and they’re proud of it.

“We are passionate that the British style of policing is routinely unarmed policing. Sadly we know from the experience in America and other countries that having armed officers certainly does not mean, sadly, that police officers do not end up getting shot.”

But one thing is clear. When asked, police officers say overwhelmingly that they wish to remain unarmed.

The story is in reaction to this:

Two unarmed officers were gunned down by a wanted fugitive in the Manchester area of northern England on Tuesday, police said. The dramatic shooting shocked the country, but a top officer dismissed calls to issue his force with more firearms….The man alleged to have carried out the killings, 29-year-old Dale Cregan, surrendered at a local police station shortly after the incident and was booked on suspicion of murder. Cregan had already been the focus of an intense police manhunt as a suspect in two murders last month.

In the UK only the criminals have guns…or knives, in which case the police are still at a strong disadvantage! And the sheep there think those silly hats are going to keep them safe.

This is anti-rights hysteria at its highest. It doesn’t make you better than us, it just makes you smug and dumb! Hell when I was in Costa Rica, for the whole time I was there I never saw Police make so much as a traffic stop, but they were all armed. Looks like Costa Rica asks cops to arm themselves because they had a total hodge-podge of guns and holsters. Seems the only rule was #1. Have a gun and #2 have a holster with a retention strap. I saw everything from one woman with what appeared to be a long-barred SP101 with two speed loaders all in nylon holsters, to a guy with a 1911 in kydex. I also spotted a ton of Glocks, SIGs, and Berettas.

Disarmed cops just mean dead cops!

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Morning LOL

Buddy sent me these photos teasing on the Clint Eastwood empty chair speech at the RNC.

The one with Karl Marx got me ROLLING!

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“Gun Death” Bad Family

Sick

A Sandusky mother faces felony charges in the death of her 3-year-old son, who suffered injuries days or weeks prior to when the mother’s boyfriend allegedly murdered the boy…..Prosecutors allege Flannery knew her son, Owen, was likely suffering for months under the hand of accused killer Michael Milner, her 24-year-old boyfriend of two years.

What’s with Mom’s standing by while Boy-Toy kills their kids? Totally sick. But not a “Gun Death”

H/t Tango

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