“Gun Death” Beans

I’ve heard of beans killing you this way, but never this way.

DENVER (Reuters) – A 56-year-old man was killed when he was buried under a 20-foot (six-meter) mound of pinto beans at a warehouse in eastern Colorado where he worked, police said.

Raymond Segura Jr. was pronounced dead at the Brush, Colorado, facility of the Kelley Bean Company on Thursday after efforts to reach him alive were unsuccessful, Morgan County Undersheriff Dave Martin said.

Yikes! Well at least he wasn’t shot! He’d have been MORE dead if this had been a “Gun Death”

h/t Jake

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Play Me Out: Glitch Mob

Great show tonight! Now time for some tunes!

G’night all!

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TONIGHT!

So you’ve all been listening to The Squirrel Report, right? You may have noticed I’ve been mentioned as a host, but absent for the first three episodes. Yeah, First one I was up on Wally’s roof for 13 straight hours, and was fast asleep before the show even started at my Parent’s house in Maine. Second Show I was driving to Virginia with my family, and the third I was driving back.

Well the Fourth I’m in like Flynn! So Breda and Alan think because I’ve been missing out I will need to grovel, so grovel I will. Also they were talking about an Act of Contrition. Well I decided in name of the podcast, I’d get a little ink done:

Yeah that’s an Apple Logo. Why? Because I’m a pretty girl, and wear ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys! Apple is better than PC, and Droid phones Suck!

Did they say Contrition, or Attrition?

Show notes are here, and the show can be listened to live on the website starting at 9:30 EST! Make sure to listen for the call-in number, and join us on our topics!

ITS THE SQUIRREL REPORT!!!

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George Zimmerman Probable Cause Affidavit

Here’s the document that lead to the 2nd Degree murder charge.

Frankly it just doesn’t add up. Here’s a copy of the 911 call:

At 2:08 Zimmerman is still in his truck and states with surprise that Martin takes off running. According to the Affidavit the person Martin was allegedly talking on the phone with corroborates this and says Martin got scared and attempted to run home.

Soon after you hear Zimmerman’s car door open and you can hear wind. This is where the “We don’t need you to do that” line comes up. Zimmerman says “OK” and you hear almost all wind noise stop. Zimmerman continues to talk to dispatch on how he’ll meet with police when they get on scene. At no point does he sound agitated or out-of-breath. Call terminates at 4:05.

So that’s almost 2 minutes that Martin had a head start on Zimmerman who can’t be doing anything but a slow walk. If Martin was running away, and was so close to home, how did Zimmerman catch him in the short time between when the call ended and the first 911 call reporting a fight began?

I can’t make it add up any other way than Martin doubling back.

But we’ll see all of that soon enough.

**UPDATE** More from the eyewitness who is still making anonymous interviews, I suspect he’ll testify if asked. Also have a look at this analysis of the affidavit.

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Let Sleeping Ducks Lie

While we were at Williamsberg I spent a LOT of time fawning over the various animals they had puttering around. I actually saw one of the spring lambs getting born. Since our schedule was so full, and I didn’t have access to a proper computer I wasn’t looking for blog fodder. Still she mentioned that I don’t spend nearly enough time on cute animals here.

So there’s this guy I saw at the lake.

Fast asleep, in the middle of the day. I’m with you, Buddy!

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Obsolete Firearms

This post is just up to fuel discussion. First up I’ll say that there really is no such thing as an “Obsolete” gun. Guns have changed a LOT since people started lobbing rocks with gunpowder, but the human body has changed very little. So the same Brown Bess musket that was the top-of-the-line infantry rifle 300 years ago will kill a man just as graveyard dead in 2012 as it did in 1722 (with the exception of modern medical care and rescue). And gags like AK vs. AR Vs. Mosin Nagant are funny because while even tho the M91/30 rifle was fairly primitive even when it was being issued to Soviet troops when compared to the other bolt-action infantry guns at the time, its still a formidable weapon that fires a powerful and effective rounds.

That being said there are some guns that seem to have past their prime as weapons of war and self defense. So let’s discuss what you think about all of these. Again none of this is set in stone, and we’re talking only defensive and war use. People still use muzzle-loading rifles and bows for special hunting seasons and areas, also every there are “Shotgun Only” seasons and areas, and of course you will ONLY see shotguns in duck blinds and people bird hunting.

Let’s lead with the old “Room Broom”, the proverbial scatter-gun. The Shotgun. While Michael Bane lays down a VERY good case for double-barrel defensive guns, Caleb wrote this great article about how shotguns may be in their twilight as defensive guns. Certainly a good case has been made that various 5.56×45 ammo has less over-penetration than the bench-standard #00 buck load. Also in home defense distances shotgun patterns really don’t fan out much, so the myth that “you don’t need to aim a shotgun” is foolishness, as you will need to aim them just as much as a rifle at close range. At longer ranges the pattern gets bigger, but soon it gets so big that a target in the center of your pattern might not feel much shot. Really except for a magical “sweet spot” a rifle performs better. Further, anybody who’s spent some time shooting 12 gauge high-brass loads, and 5.56×45 ammo, you’ll note that one has gentle recoil, and the other beats your shoulder into hamburger.

And that’s not getting into ammo capacity and the mechanics of reloading. I’ll just say personally I was planning on upgrading the furniture on my Mossberg 590 to make it my ideal view of a combat shotgun…I’ve since decided I’m better off saving my pennies for another .308 Battle rifle as a backup for my FAL because currently I’d grab my SKS before I’d grab the Mossy. Just my opinion.

Shotguns used to really shine in the “Entry Gun” field. Short, maneuverable guns use by Police and Military entering structures to engage hostiles, or for home owners clearing their home of threats. The other gun traditionally seen in that role was the submachine gun. Makes sense, really. When you look at the mass of shotgun pellets, and a burst of pistol ammo from a sub-gun the two are VERY similar when it comes to terminal ballistics. Tam has a great insight on that.

There’s only one problem: Most of the people who used machine pistols have gone to rifle-caliber “shorty” carbines over the last few years; any agency still using the MP5 is probably going to replace them with M4s or shorty G36’s or the like, rather than another pistol-caliber weapon. I felt like I was looking at the sleekest, most-advanced, CAD-CAM, carbon fiber and titanium… horse and buggy. I wish ’em all the best of luck, though, or maybe they can translate the system to something that fires a rifle round.

A few weeks ago I shot a York Arms Conspirator in .300 BLK, I believe the barrel on this unit was 10″ long, and it was REALLY small and REALLY light, and even on full-auto it’s recoil was very controllable. When you factor in all the above stated advantages in Rifles over shotguns, and make note that like SMGs the .300 BLK can be fed subsonic ammo for the purpose of suppressing, the sub-gun really doesn’t seem to have much relevance anymore.

As fun as sub-guns are, I don’t own a single pistol-caliber rifle, or a SMG, and no intentions of owning one. The only gun I’d be interested in owning would be a VZ-61 and that is for no rational reason at all, as a matter of fact I feel strange professing my attraction to those silly little SMGs in such a public place.

Last is one that I have the most personal conflict in. The full-size pistol.

Now I’m the guy who lugs a commander-sized 1911 around just about every day, and I would still say that if somebody who can carry and/or conceal a full-size pistol, especially a large-capacity one like the M&P9, Glock 17, or XD9, they should do that.

Still while I shoot my 1911 better than most of my pistols, its only an 8+1 gun, because I find a slim gun is easier for me to carry than a double-stack (not to mention the difficulty of getting large magazines in this state). How much of an advantage do I gain with this gun over my subcompact .45 pocket gun?

I didn’t really get into old-world mouse guns. The little tiny guns in .22, .25, and .32. They used to be the only way to get a gun into your pocket. These days there are .380s that are close to the same size, further now there are 9mm guns that are getting very close to this size.

Still with all these small 9mm guns and of course all the guns in what is considered “Compact” size in damn near every caliber you want, and the ability to stuff massive magazines into many of them are we really gaining much lugging all that extra gun around?

Just some interesting thoughts for the day.

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Be Careful Abby!

Wow, my buddy Spike sent me this story.

You may not know the name Pauley Perrette right away, but if you watch CBS primetime, you know her face. She’s the attractive, spunky actress who plays Abby Scuito on “NCIS,” starring Mark Harmon.

Abby is known for her high level of intelligence and playful energy, but in real life, the actress who plays her has been going through hell.

The reason is her ex-husband, 41-year-old Canadian Francis “Coyote” Shivers, a sometime musician and part-time club disc jockey who Perrette claims has been harassing her for the last two-and-a-half years, after almost four years of marriage.

Shivers — who according to court documents has many aliases, including Paul Edwards and Frank Keber — didn’t start his reign of terror with Perrette. His second-most recent ex-wife, Bebe Buell, who lives in Maine, has been inundated with a mountain of false police reports, invented complaints and restraining orders for years — all of which came after she told Shivers to leave and try to find work in Los Angeles in 1998.

“Instead, he found Pauley,” Buell says. “His next meal ticket.”

According to both women, Shivers stalked them and inflicted upon each of them endless mental distress. They each claim he terrorized them sexually during their respective relationships. When they compared notes, Buell and Perrette found that their situations, in fact, were eerily the same.

WOW! (BTW on a personal note, I had a High School buddy who always joked that Liv Tyler was his “Girlfriend” in Daycare back, as they both lived in my part of Maine)

Sadly stalkers happen, and besides the misery they inflict, there is always the treat of violence from such anti-social and irrational behavior. My advice is always the same: Get a Gun, Get a Carry Permit, Get a Restraining order! That’s also the order of importance of all three things, tho sometimes the paperwork can allow you to pursue several at the same time. Tho in Massachusetts you can get a restraining order quite quickly, and you need to get your permit BEFORE you can get your first gun if you don’t already have one.

While useful, a restraining order is just a piece of paper, and really the only use they serve is telling the subject of the order that you unequivocally mean business, and in the event that you need to use force to defend yourself there is a paper trail of the history between you and your stalker for the courts to see.

Getting a gun is the most important as if things get violent you will need to end the situation as quickly as possible and live to tell the tale. The carry permit is important because stalkers don’t just stalk at home, they follow you to work, they follow you on errands and social calls. You need to be armed ALL THE TIME, from going to work, to taking out your trash or picking up your paper in the morning, because there always could be a violent ambush.

“He uses Family Court as his arena to harass women,” Perrette alleges. “There’s no link between Family Court and Criminal Court. So he can commit perjury. He can put illegally gotten e-mails and false declarations into the court record. There’s no penalty for it.”

In 1999, once he was established in California, Shivers got a restraining order against Buell, even though she was 3,000 miles away and hadn’t seen him in a year.

Buell opted not to fight it, since she wasn’t going west, and eventually it expired. But she says her total costs in battling Shivers’ legal haranguing have now spiraled into the high five figures.

This is EVIL! BTW what’s not stated here is that for the duration of the protection order Ms. Buell was a prohibited person, and it would be a FEDERAL Felony for her to posses a firearm. That’s a serious charge, and further the devious party KNOWS his target will be unarmed.

Best Wishes for Ms. Perrette in dealing with this, as well as best wishes for everybody who has to deal with this horrible nonsense.

Be safe out there!

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“Gun Death” Escalator

I dunno about you but escalators always scared me as a young kid.

A preliminary investigation into the death of a woman who fell on an escalator at a Long Island Rail Road station reveals that she died after her clothes got entangled in the escalator’s treads and she was asphyxiated.

Yikes! Man now I’m scared of the fuckers all over again!

Hey but at least it wasn’t a gun, right?

h/t Barron

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Women Self Defense Classes

Are they a trap?

LOL!

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M&P Shield

Looks like the Cat is officially out of the bag!

Caleb Has a Great Review.

Looks like it is directly competing with the Kahr CW9, Ruger LC9, and Kel-Tec PF9. One thing of note is that it has a manual thumb safety that looks damn near identical to the one of the Bodyguard .380. I don’t like manual safeties on DAO-style guns, but when it comes to putting them on guns, Ruger and S&W did it right with their subcompacts as the safeties are streamlined nubs that feel a little difficult to engage, but are VERY easy to bump off. Also this means that for Massachusetts sale there is no need for a “Massachusetts Trigger”, like on the double-stack M&Ps that don’t have a safety.

S&W did something that I think Ruger really should have done with the LC9. The LC9 comes with two mags, one with a flat base pad, and one with a finger extension. S&W has a flush mag and an extended mag with a grip adapter, so the mag is bigger, but it holds more as well.

They’re all also in the same price-field between $300-$400 NIB which is very reasonable. My vote is still for the Kahr CW9 just because its been around longer, and has more magazine options, and no unnecessary safeties. That being said, just like the countless polymer “Service Pistols” (such as the M&P9, Glock 17, Ruger SR9, Springfield XD, etc) the more guns in the class the better the chance of each individual finding the gun that fits them the best.

Also on an industry perspective its nice to see that all the major gun companies are jumping in with both feet at getting compact and powerful carry guns to a nation that is rapidly embracing concealed carry, and striking down unnecessary restrictions on self defense.

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