“Gun Death” Living the Lie

Just thought I’d share this little Twitter Quip

#America, the gun violence can be solved! Look at how we compare with most other developed nations:

And of course the link goes here

“Gun Death” again. Would somebody with a twitter account drop the “Gun Death?” files on this cold-blooded bastard?

Also there’s where their side shines on twitter. “Gun Violence Can Be Solved” and then a link to a graph. What does that mean? Do they want us more like the UK or Brazil, or Russia? Lots of violent crime and homicide, but low “Gun Death”. Oh and I thought they weren’t about banning guns. Seems all the nations linked have one thing in common….

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“Gun Death” Drunk Driving

There are so many problems in this country, but can we all agree that “Gun Death” is the worst and needs our sole attention?

A St. Paul man with an extensive criminal record who has never had a Minnesota driver’s license was convicted on Tuesday of killing a 93-year-old woman while driving drunk in March 2010…Edith Schouveller was on her way home from church around 10:30 a.m. when the vehicle in which she was a passenger was hit at the intersection of Milton Street S. and Watson Avenue W. in St. Paul’s West Seventh neighborhood. A blood test taken about an hour after the accident showed Smith had a blood-alcohol content of 0.11. Ted Hanson, the 66-year-old driver of the second vehicle, suffered a broken pelvis from the crash.

Extensive criminal record, no driver’s license and he was out and about to be drunk out of his mind in a car to run down a 93 year old woman who was walking home from church and severely injure another man. And do you think they’ll do the right thing and just get rid of this loser as a danger to society at large?

Of course not, we just need to ban all guns, because that will fix everything!

h/t Maddmedic

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Variation on my Favorite Joke

Because I’m more from the Aristocrats school of joke telling my version is 10X longer (Much to my wife’s chagrin as I tell it all the time and she doesn’t think its very funny) Then again I’m a biologist and this guy here is a pro.

GREAT Joke!

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Gun “Buy Backs” Suck

I’ve said it before, I’m sure I’ll say it many times again, Gun “Buy Backs” suck. The name is stupid, but I won’t make a huge deal about the name because people can call things whatever they want. If somebody wants to “Buy Back” my truck for a ridiculous sum above market value, I don’t care what they call it so long as the check clears (and it isn’t “Cash for Clunkers” why in the end I’ll be paying the difference with interest come tax day).

The big issue is #1. is this is money that could be used to do police work in gang areas, which would not only take guns out of criminal hands (which “Buy Backs” claim to do, but can’t actually put any proof in the pudding) but also getting criminals (the dangerous part of the criminals with guns combo) off the streets, and maybe into the gallows.

#2. What’s mentioned off-handed here.

“At some of these locations, we’ve had mothers and grandmothers turn in sawed-off shotguns and assault rifles,” Brown said. “We know they are not the owners of those weapons. We know they’re turning them in for family members who might use them in a moment of anger or in a crime.”

Ok so skip the smug political spin in that statement and think about the reality of what’s REALLY happening. Either Granny has cleaned out somebody’s gun safe so she can get away with grand theft and blow it on Keno. OR Granny is covering for Thugley the gang member who can’t sell the above guns because they aren’t marketable on the street (a pink Taurus probably doesn’t move well in the black market) or might tie somebody to a murder or other serious crime.

And with the “No Questions Asked” rules of the “Buy Back” these crimes are committed with the blessing of the Police.

Nice, huh?

Total crap, and it only HURTS society, but it makes smug anti-rights goons feel good.

h/t Curt

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Shitty Deal

Say Uncle links this court ruling.

The justices in an 8-1 decision said officers who loudly knock on a door and then hear sounds suggesting evidence is being destroyed may break down the door and enter without a search warrant.

Residents who “attempt to destroy evidence have only themselves to blame” when police burst in, said Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr.

Bad Justice! This is essentially saying that the 4th Amendment doesn’t exist anymore. We can see examples like this with traffic stops. All an officer has to say is he smelled some smoke or booze, or the person’s eyes “looked funny” or speech was slurred, and ta-da you’re getting you car rolled. I have no problem with this if that’s the actual case, but there’s no way to prove if the above observations are legit. You’ll never see internal affairs entering a bag of wet tissues in a case against a crooked cop who was claiming to have smelled illegal substances while suffering from a head cold as an excuse to harassing a citizen.

The same goes here. The cops can CLAIM they “Knocked Loudly”, or claim they smelled smoke or heard a toilet flush. But how can you prove they didn’t unless you have a CC camera in your home, or you happen to be running a recording device at the time the police show up at your door.

Furthermore who hasn’t had to hurry a crap along because somebody knocked at the door, or heard the knock while doing a #1 operation? There have been many a time when I’ve come out of the bathroom to see who’s at my door. So me doing a courtesy flush is a call to kick my door?

I’m sorry Police, but if I’m washing my hands in the loo and I hear my door get kicked down, I’m coming out of the bathroom with a gun in my wet hands.

And the scary thing is that because of that legitimate reaction I will be murdered by the police because they got the address on the warrant wrong.

Also let me add that if the evidence you’re getting a warrant issued for can be destroyed quickly, you probably should be going for the bigger fish. Furthermore you can ALWAYS pump a septic tank, or have a public works crew put a block or a collection unit on a public sewer outlet.

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Weer’d World Product Idea

How about this idea?

EYEBALL SQUEEGEE! Little squeegees that are the size of a human eyeball. Market them as an ideal product to use after clicking the links at vicious circle!

“Eyeball Squeegee: Some things CAN be unseen!”

anybody want to get in on the ground level?

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“Gun Death” Cage

This is a Rough One

That level of brutality is just beyond my scope of thought, I don’t even think I can fathom all the crimes that had to have been committed to do this atrocious act.

But none of those crime are “Gun Crimes” are they? So what’s the big deal? Really “Gun Death” is more important than what happened here, right?

h/t Wallphone

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King of Random

Wow, what’s really amazing is this is FROM Charlie Sheen’s youtube channel.

WOW, OUT THERE!

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Ostrich Attack

One evening while Ambulance Driver was in Town a bunch of us gunnies had a little shin-dig at a now closed BBQ joint.

During that dinner I mentioned to Kelly about my most-likely-ill-thought-out pipe dream of selling the house in Massachusetts, buying a big spread of land in Wyoming or Montana or other such wide-open-spaces libertarian state (I guess New Hampshire would work too, but I have a flare for the exotic) and start an Emu Ranch.

Kelly told quite an amazing and chilling tale of an Ostrich attack he responded to. I’m pleased to see the story is indeed up on his blog. Go read the whole damn thing. Such is why I would NOT consider the Emu’s larger cousin the Ostrich, them fuckers will kill you!

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The Brilliant Opposition

Gotta love the circular logic and straw men. Remember the anti-gun people are delusional. I have little doubt this creep believes what he says is true…sadly I don’t know if it was the Brady Campaign, or the voices in his head that told him these “facts”. Also gotta love the hatred it takes to wish for the deaths of everybody who disagrees with him. He has a whole load of ramblings, and of course like all anti-rights cultists, ratings and comments are disabled! “WE WANNA TALK!!!11!!”

I do have to give him credit for claiming Police would be safer if they didn’t carry guns, because criminals are just shooting in circular logic self-defense.

On a Side note, do you think Breda has ever kicked this guy out of the liberry for doing unsavory things?

h/t Butch Cassidy

**UPDATE** Seems he’s some sort of bizarre religious fanatic too. Gun control is a tenant of the insane.

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