I guess these are out of Egypt. Certainly it has the whole “Get you to remember the product and brand name” part down, but I’m not so sure about the Message….
Buy Panda Cheese or our mascot will fuck your shit up!
Is that the message they were going for?
Never mess with a giant weasel.
Gotta watch out for those communist Chinese pandas. They want you to eat their cheese, or else, and they want to invade Taiwan, too! I say hunt them to extinction.
On a serious note, they’re a god-awful niche design. Besides the idea of keeping the species alive just for posterity I wouldn’t shed a tear if they were all gone. Same goes for the Northern Right Whale.
Weer’d:
Yet another reason we need to get you down to Texas; so you can meet my younger brother, who hates pandas.
“Any species that can’t reproduce on their own without human assistance deserves to go extinct.”
Good thing that critter doesn’t have a gun!
OK. Was that too, too pathetically obvious?