If You Don’t Like the Taste of the Mat

…Quit being on the losing side. If they didn’t deserve it so much I’d feel bad for them.

Now CBS is getting into the game, pushing NRA-friendly talking points based on flawed readings of polling data. This morning on The Early Show, anchor Chris Wragge opened a segment on the polling by declaring that “according to a new poll, most Americans are against” gun control. Wragge claimed that this information “may surprise you.” It does, mainly because it isn’t true….CBS’ bogus report comes as Congress is debating the National-Right-to-Carry Reciprocity Act, an NRA-backed measure which requires states to honor concealed carry permits issued by every other state, even when the holder would not qualify for a permit under local law. According to polling conducted by a bipartisan team of polling firms, 74 percent of likely voters oppose the legislation.

Note that like ALL anti-gun “Support” the “bipartisan team of polling firms” is a study hired by Mayors Against Illegal guns, which of course is funded by the Joyce Foundation…which is also who paid for this Media Matters article.

We call this in not just the science world, but EVERYWHERE “Conflict of Interest”. Also when the only polls that support gun control are directly funded by the Joyce Foundation, it brings to mind questions on the polling methods. Looks a lot to me like the Joyce Foundation is paying a firm to build a poll around the outcome that suits their agenda.

This argument is fatally flawed for three reasons. First, it ignores the implementation of gun violence prevention measures. In 1993, the Brady Bill was passed into law, providing for a nation-wide system of background checks to prevent criminals and the mentally unstable from getting their hands on guns. While the system is imperfect, nearly two million gun purchase applications have been denied since the bill was signed.

They keep digging up this Bogus Brady Campaign study. They’re right that nearly two million NICS checks have been denied. But of those NICS denials are often contested, and almost always the contested NICS check is is returned as “Approved”. False denials happen all the time. I’ve seen people (people who have safes FULL of guns) get a denial just because of clerical errors or name similarities. The ones I’ve seen the person just cruises around the shop for an hour or so kicking tires and shooting the breeze, and then walk out with their gun. I know a few people who had to return the next business day. I’m sure there’s the occasional guy who didn’t realize that time he got nabbed smoking a joint 20 years ago is still a valid denial, but its NOT gang bangers being turned away and deciding to apply for medical school rather than live a life of selling crack-rock.

Second, the assumption that gun ownership is actually on the rise is flawed. Gallup recorded findings of 45 percent on that question in 2003, and 44 percent in 2007. The poll has a margin of error of 4 percent. Portraying this as a significant shift doesn’t add up.

Yep, gun ownership is down, hence why gun shops are doing so well. Data from biased pro-gun source The FBI

As I’ve demonstrated they’re a bunch of liars. The reason why these bunch of liars are angry is #1: The Joyce Foundation Pays them to be angry. #2:The Joyce Foundation Pays them to be angry. and #3: The story they’re so upset about IS TRUE.

As I said at the top I almost feel bad for them…but they’re doing the work of evil, and they know it. So Screw them, and may they drown in their own tears!

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Clock Watcher

Cutting out work a little early today to head to Maine. But by “A Little Early” I mean “A few Hours from Now”.

Gonna be hanging out with friends, shooting and messing around with guns, and probably enjoying an adult beverage or two.

C A N N O T W A I T!!!!

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Overheard in the Lab

So a coworker asked me to handle a vendor we’ve been having some issues with. When he asked me today how it went I mentioned that they got everything done we hired them for, but they dragged their ass, and didn’t do a terribly good job.

When I told him that I said: “You know, he was the 99%”

It was a hit. We’ve started using “You’re the 1%” in stead of “Good job” when we see somebody accomplish something.

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How They See Us

The Duck brings this screed on Wisconsin Carry

Nov. 1 is coming up, and you know what that means. It’s the day I can finally carry my concealed weapon legally in this state. Of course, I could have been carrying one all along, After all, how would you know? It’s concealed.

OK that’s a good start. Let’s face it, there permit does nothing but cross t’s and dot i’s. I show my Massachusetts permit every time I buy guns and ammo because its required by law, and I know a few states like Florida or North Carolina have various perks that come with having your card so they may pull their permit to expedite a purchase.

Still my New Hampshire permit has never been out of my wallet for anything official, nor has my Maine permit. I carry in those states all the damn time, but when I walk by a cop, they don’t see my gun, and they don’t care, so I keep walking by. The same luxury can be enjoyed by criminals. But there’s a difference between lawful and criminal…

Say you’re in the checkout line at the grocery store. You’re in a hurry and you have 12 items, so you go to the express line only to find that the person in front of you has 17 items, two over the limit. Well, you just pull out your revolver (the one with the long barrel; you may want to carry more than one firearm for different needs) and start to count by pointing your gun at each item. “Let’s see, that’s one, two, three….” I can pretty much guarantee that before you say “five” the woman in front of you will have quietly moved to a different line.

Or let’s say you and your wife are taking a relaxing stroll in the neighborhood at dusk. The lighting is just right. It’s kind of a Cialis moment. Then the streetlights come on, suddenly ruining the mood. No problem. You’re at an age when you know what needs to be done and, thanks to your state’s new concealed carry law, you’ve got the means to do it. You gently say, “Let me take care of this, dear.” You pull out your .45, aim at the nearest streetlight, and the ambience is restored.

hmmm, what he’s describing is criminal threat, brandishing, destruction of property, reckless endangerment, and the list goes on.

See this is how the laws work. I have the ABILITY to do all these things given that I’m walking around with a loaded gun. But until I DO something illegal I’m not a criminal.

The antis like to use this reality as a scare tactic. They say “He was a law abiding citizen until he pulled the trigger”. They even have a blog for it (note that many of their “Law Abiding Citizens” are criminals, but don’t let facts get in the way of a narrative!)

Still there is nothing unique about this. My vehicle has a top speed (electronically limited) of 95mph. That’s criminal speeding in damn near every public road, and EVERY public road I drive on. But if I keep my speed moderate, there are not issues. I have a perfectly working penis. I’m a law abiding citizen until I rape somebody. I have a can of gas and lots of lighters and matches in my home. I’m a law abiding citizen until I commit arson.

Really we all are, and according to the “Logic” of the anti-rights types, just because we have no desire or intent to commit a crime doesn’t mean we aren’t criminals.

This is of course also why they support the “terror watch list” which likely doesn’t contain a single terrorist. Due process is just a thorn in their side!

Of course, some Americans will choose to use their weapon for the traditional purpose, which is to kill people they don’t like.

We have a word for that: “Murder”, and it doesn’t matter what the pieces of paper in your wallet say, that’s one of the most serious crimes one can commit in this country. But if All guns were as illegal as murder, then nobody would be murdered with guns, right?

As Nov. 1 approaches, my only regret is that the law doesn’t take effect the night before. Then we’d all have the excitement of not being sure which of those little ghosts and goblins coming to our doors (or their parents or older siblings) might have a .38 Special tucked under their costumes. It would add to the spookiness of the whole evening. Well, I guess we’ll just have to wait until next year.

Another “Sage Prediction” of blood in the streets. Hey, guess what? I’ll be sitting on my couch Halloween Night with a bowl of candy on the table and a .45 under my coat waiting to see the cute kids, and the teens still willing to get dressed up for some candy. And before you get worked up by that, that’s how Halloween has been EVERY year. No frightened people, no blood (at least the real stuff, there are big juicy gobs of the fake stuff on the zombies, zombie hunters, and vampires that are so en vogue these days), and better yet, I know a few DOZEN people who will be toting their kids around town with a gun tucked away.

As much as you want us to be violent monsters, we’re just lawful people taking logical precautions of keeping ourselves, and our loved ones safe.

What are you doing?….besides showing your ass in a news paper, of course.

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Oh you BASTARD!

So when I went to bed last night it was snowing. It was big wet flakes and we haven’t even had a frost yet so the ground is still very warm so I didn’t put much stock in it.

I was partway right. Now I’m going out in the cold snow-free ground to scrape the sheet of ice off my truck!

The news is already calling for more snow. I suspect I’ll be cursing Al Gore and East Anglia University a lot this winter.

Oh and BTW the stargazers and meteorologists say “Winter” starts on December 22 this year.

FUCK YOU! If I’m scraping my car, shoveling my driveway and freezing my ass off the word I have for that is “Winter”

Odd is none of the trees around the house have dropped all their leaves yet. I’m wondering if Fall is just going to phone it in this year and let us pick the rotting leaves up when the snow banks melt.

This is all so depressing.

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“Gun Death” Another Lam Case

Another guy who spent a good time on the lamb.

Harris County District Attorney Pat Lykos announced Thursday afternoon the arrest of a 55-year-old man wanted for a 1980 murder, the second arrest in less than a week by her fugitive apprehension team.

Epifaneo Jaimes Arroyo was arrested Wednesday evening in Gwinnett County, Ga. He eluded authorities for more than three decades.

Jesus Christ! I’m 32! I was still shitting yellow when this guy first skipped out on his trial!

On July 12, 1980, Miguel Frias was partying with friends at the La Chancla Club in north Houston when an altercation between his group and another escalated. The fight continued in the parking lot after the nightclub closed. Arroyo and his brother pursued the victim two blocks from the club, where they were observed beating and stabbing the victim, according to the DA’s office.

“beating and stabbing”, no gunshots? Well I guess we can understand why this guy never stood trial, huh? Deaths that aren’t “Gun Deaths” don’t count.

h/t Whipped Creme Difficulties

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Quote of the Day: Daddybear

Awesome rant, Delta Bravo!

My point is that I’m tired of hearing people whine. If I had the power, I’d take each and every one of these class-baiting twits to the real world and let them see what poverty really looks like. I’d show them people who come from huts made out of garbage who are working their tails off to get out of that hut. I’d show them women who have to carry weapons every day, not so they don’t have their purse stolen, but so that they’re not kidnapped and raped. I’d show them graveyards full of the people who tried to make things better, but were rewarded with a bullet in the head for their trouble.

Then I’d show them the poorest of the poor here in America, a place that gives away free food, shelter, clothing, education, medical help, and just about anything else a person needs in order to not only stay alive, but to thrive and become a producing member of society if they would only care enough to do it.

Go read the whole thing, its worth it.

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Oh PLEASE!

Looks like New Hampshire is looking to dump their permit requirement.

New Hampshire’s resident Permit costs $10, is an un-laminated sheet of paper with no photo, and there is no training requirement. Essentially they file paperwork and run a NICS check and maybe a few other checks. It takes a week from start to finish.

Of course this seems lax by some, but they have no problems with it. Vermont next door is the only state that doesn’t even issue a carry permit. Vermont law has nothing expressly legal or illegal about carrying a gun. The idea is if you can own it, you can carry it no matter what the law says.

Of course New Hampshire got themselves a “Progressive” Governor that thought that as many “Progressives” do that raising fees will raise revenue, and they jacked the $20 non-resident permit up to $100. Sorry, I’ll just carry on my Florida card until this law goes through.

So keep pushing, Granite Staters! You might as well Join the 21st Century, you’re close enough as is!

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Occupy Drama Llama

I read this the other day, and knew it was more “Progressive” hand-wringing. You see “Progressives” are dependent on the government for their lives, and the system they have created is based on “Victim-hood”. This is why we see so many fabricated claims of racism, because its a DISADVANTAGE for minorities that the Jim Crow era is done. If they can’t pretend that such-and-such a group is a modern day Klan then they have nobody to blame but themselves. Same goes for Joan Peterson attempting to paint her Sister’s death as something relevant to her cause. So when I read this headline I smelled bullshit:

Someone threw an IED into OccupyMaine’s tent city yesterday morning…One witness said this type of bomb could have caused a lot more damage if certain things were added and a lot of campers are fearful of another attack. Thankfully no one was injured last night but police investigators were on scene for 2 hours to identify the chemicals used and to try to find out who is responsible.

Of course the REAL news story is here

“There was no fire . . . We had a good 20 feet of thick smoke rolling out from under the table,” Wilburn said. They could see the “G” on the 24-ounce bottle and its orange cap, as well as bits of silver metal, she said.

She and a friend who ran over to look at it breathed in fumes that smelled like ammonia, she said.

I’m a guy. I’m amused by things that make loud noises. I’ll occasionally grab some dry ice and put it in a drink bottle with some warm water and then put the lid on tight. With a good seal the sound is about the same as a .22 pistol.

A similar type prank is to make a toilet cleaner bomb.

Yeah vaporized toilet cleaner isn’t the healthiest thing in the world, but really wallowing in all the human waste from these hippies not using proper bathroom facilities is far more dangerous.

Its a prank, but they want to pretend that “The Man” is out to get them…rather than a couple of Jocks in Mom’s car.

They are drama queens trying to pretend they are relevant.

Hey Whiner! You don’t like the cops tear gassing you, DON’T RIOT!

BTW remember all those stories about the cops deploying flashbangs and CS gas on the Tea Party Rallies?

If you want to be taken seriously you’re going to need to grow the hell up. Also you’re going to need to organize rather than being just a rabble. When you have no group unity everybody’s voice is the same. That means that those of you who are speaking against the bank and industry bailouts and the tax code are on the same level as the Anti-Semites and the Anarchists.

And of course he’s hardly the only one.

Like it or not, but these people speak for you because you GAVE them that power, and welcome them with open arms.

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“Fat Tax”

So was talking to the wife this morning:

Her: “They have a ‘fat tax’ in Hungary.”

Me: “Yeah they’re Hungry!” *Rimshot* (NICE ONE Weer’d Beard!) *High Five*!

But yeah:

In an effort to address rising obesity rates and health care costs, Hungary on Thursday implemented a law imposing special taxes on foods with high fat, salt and sugar content. The move comes as other European countries also consider policies to fight obesity.

This is why I always put quotes around “Progressive”. So much for “My Body, My Choice”. You see that only counts when it comes to anal sex and killing the unborn. Smoking cigarettes, Doing Body Modification, and eating food you think is yummy…well that the STATE knows best for you.

Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban has said, “Those who live unhealthily have to contribute more.” In other words, the new law is based on the idea that those whose diets land them in the hospital should help foot the bill, particularly in a country with a health care deficit of €370 million.

See here’s the reason why we need to shy away from National Socialized Healthcare, Because somebody who works hard to stay in shape but occasionally likes some fried chicken, or some yummy chocolate, and likes to sit back and enjoy a fine cigar gets to subsidize those who sit on the couch and eat hotdog rolls right out of the bag.

You see the reason why the “Progressives” want universal healthcare is because their core constituency, those who don’t work, and expect the government or their “Village” to take care of them, need lots of healthcare, but they can’t afford it because they can only afford what the government gives to them, so they need healthy people to foot the bill.

But of course when something is free people abuse it. (Just talk to an ER Nurse or Doctor about the people who come in for simple treatments) Make all healthcare as free as the ER suddenly all avenues of the medical field will be just as crowded and abused (including Doctors who will be looking into jobs in private industry and research rather than the trial-by-fire that is medical school and residency) so they need more money to make up the shortfalls…so they decide to tax.

OR we could just take care of our own selves, and if our neighbor needs help they can ASK for it.

Of course this is coming here. We must be vigilant.

MY BODY MY CHOICE!

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