Nethack Clinic: Armor Up!

Wally gave me another idea for a Nethack clinic. Armor.

Getting a low AC is a very important thing in Nethack, it will lower the chances of an attacker hitting you, as well lowering the amount of damage you sustain. Also certain armor will help you in other ways.

Big first thing to do is note that Nethack is a hard-hat area! Falling Rock Traps can be generated on just about every level of the game, and for a band new character, or one that’s wounded it can be fatal (it can also kill your pets), also piercers surprise attacks work the same way. Getting a metal helmet will make you life MUCH easier and longer by reducing the damage done by these attacks. Also later in the game helmets can block the brain-sucking attack by Mind Flayers (you can further improve these odds by greasing your helmet, but the best bet when encountering a ‘Flayer, is to kill it at range, or VERY quickly toe-to-toe.

Another way to save your ass from the start is when you find a pile of rocks stand beside it and search a few times to see if you can discover a falling-rock trap that has been triggered by passing monsters.

So the first hard helmet you’ll likely find is the Orcish helm which is often worn by goblins, but the next likely set of armor you’ll likely find is once you make it to the Gnomish Mines which is the armor worn by Dwarfs that’s Dwarvish Iron Helm, Iron Shoes, and Dwarvish Cloak, and the coveted Dwarvish Mithril Coat. All of these items are metal, so they will interfere with spell casting, but all of these very basic items worn will give you an AC of 0 without any enchantments or further means. If you find duplicates of armor worn, first determine that it is not cursed by using an Altar or setting it down and watching your pet walk over it (pets will avoid cursed items, and if they step on them they will move “reluctantly”…seeing a pet step on an item without a message is a sign it is safe to wear, if they pick up the item its a sure thing!) and try it on. Its worth it looking through a pile of items for the one unit with a +1 or better enchantment. Also note that Dwarvish Cloaks while providing no Armor protection they are VERY light and sell for a decent amount, so collect all you see and sell them at the first shop that will buy them for big money.

Beware body armor new travelers! Lots of body armors are HEAVY, for non-magical armors (like the Dragon Scales) I Really only like the Leather Armor, Studded Leather, Chain Mail and Scale Mail only if you are desperate, as they weigh you down a LOT. Better to stick with lighter fair until you find a Mithril Coat.

After the Dwarvish armor there are a few other mundane equipment that can protect you, such as leather gloves which will not only give you another cheap AC point, but allow you to pick up, and feel Cockatrice corpses without being instantly turned to stone. Also High boots are identical to Iron Shoes in every way but weigh less, and don’t interfere with spell-casting.

Now of course there’s the magic stuff. Besides the above mentioned Dragon Scale Mail, here are a few items you should keep an eye out for.

Magic Cloaks of any kind, they grant cool abilities like invisibility, displacement, poison resistance, spell-casting bonuses, or Magic Resistance, among others. The Cloak of Magic Resistance is VERY useful as it negates a LOT of nasty effects, but anything you can find is better than the Dwarvish Cloaks as a rule.
Magic Boots, the most useful are the speed boots, as the added speed will allow you to run from most attackers, but also clear dungeon levels in less time, and therefore need less food. As a general rule you’ll want a pair of speed boots as soon as you can get them, but a pair of Water Walking Boots, or boots of levitation can be handy when those effects are needed. I really like to stash a pair of Water Walking boots either in my bag of holding, or someplace I can easily get to, because while they’re mostly worthless most of the time, they are VERY nice for crossing water, and while walking on water you can #dip items unlimetedly. Ideal for blanking potions or scrolls.

Magic Gloves are Gauntlets of Power, and Gauntlets of Dexterity (The GoP is generally the better item, but I wouldn’t turn my nose up at GoDs).

There are of course other means to get your AC even lower, but we’ll save that for another day!

Happy Hacking!

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Day of Lame

SO at 4am I was woken up by the steam pipes banging like it was the end of the world. Generally this doesn’t happen at my place. I ran around checking radiators, trying to find a problem. Finally I looked at the furnace and found the steam chest was totally flooded.

I shut off the furnace and emptied the steam chest down to the proper level. I had a few theories. #1. The fill-valve is leaking #2. I topped off the boiler just before bed last night and maybe I was an idiot and forgot to shut the valve all the way.

Well given that its almost 3 now, and I haven’t seen the water level change anything but down (its cold today so the furnace has been running a good bit, and the air is dry) so I suspect it was #2, and I’m an idiot.

Also we got 4″ of snow today. SICK OF SNOW.

AND I had to go to work today. BOOOOO.

I can’t wait for the Blog Dinner, tonight!

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“Gun Death” Knife and Hammer

Remember we must support gun control to lower “Gun Death” and “Gun Suicide”, then everything will be rosy!

A mother facing eviction used a hammer to bludgeon her 11-year-old son to death before committing suicide by slitting her throat Friday night, San Bernardino County authorities said.

Not much more to add to that!

h/t Whipped Cream Difficulties

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Warm up your FLAME THROWERS!

Take the gloves off, and discuss:

What is better. 10mm or .357 Sig?

h/t
Raudhbjorn
from a discussion in the Conspiracy

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How Its Done

Vector and Mi$$-P demonstrate how to chill.

Take note and apply it to your weekend!

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“Gun Death” Knife Control

We talked yesterday about knife control. One place that has lots of anti-knife laws is New York City.

Man Still At Large After Murderous Brooklyn Stabbing Spree

Police were seeking a 23-year-old man suspected of stabbing his stepfather to death earlier this morning, but now the hunt for Maksim Gelman is more urgent after he allegedly fatally stabbed his girlfriend and her mother this afternoon. Gelman also apparently stabbed a man before stealing his car and then, while driving, struck a pedestrian.

But with all that knife control how did he stab somebody? Still he didn’t shoot anybody, so NO “Gun Death” right?

h/t Mike

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The Return of VC

If you missed listening to Vicious Circle live, well you can download it here.

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Nethack Clinic: The Case Against Yeenoghu

You may (or may not) have noticed in my Acention Post that I hadn’t killed Yeenoghu, even tho I said he needed killin’. Now one thing neat about this subject is it has an angle for advanced players and one for the very beginners. #1. Why Didn’t I kill Yeenoghu? and #2. Why do I have a grudge against him?

Well the first one Yeenoghu is one of the unique Major Demons (A Demon Lord, as opposed to a Demon Prince, no idea who makes the distinction). While other demons like Juiblex, or Orcus, or Asmodeus, have their own lairs in Gehennom (Nethack’s version of Hell) Yeenoghu (as well as Dispater, Dispater, and the most powerful foe in the game Demogorgon ) so the only way to encounter him (or the other three) is to have him summoned by other demons. I guess Yeenoghu simply gets lord status because the others can only be summoned by demon princes or Lords, Yeenoghu can be summoned by any major demon capable of demon summoning (which is most of them). So he didn’t get killed in my game that despite baiting a few major demons in Gehennom, he was never summoned.

OK now to get to the case against this demonic bastard. As I said before, he can be summoned by any major demon, which leads me to the beginner tip.

The fountain gambit….DON’T!

Fountain Gambit? Well if you’ve played Nethack for even a short time you’ve seen fountains in the dungeon. One thing you can do is drink from them (Quaff from them “Q” being the command key), you can get some neat stuff, like stats boosts, or permanent see invisible, and the pie-in-the-sky jackpot is to summon a friendly Water Demon who will grant you a wish, which can REALLY be a kickass boon, because what better than a said of Silver or Grey Dragon Scale Mail, or some speed boots in the first few levels of the game?

Still better chances are that the fountain will poison you, summon Water moccasins or Water Nymphs, the former quickly dispatching a new character with their numbers and poisoned bites, the latter not actually harming you, but stealing your stuff so other nasties can find you wandering the dungeon naked, unarmed, and looking rather foolish.

And that Water Demon? Well if he shows up, he’ll likely be pissed, and if you happen to be lucky enugh to not get killed in the first round, well he just might summon Yeenoghu, and then you are FUCKED!

So for you new travelers of the Dungeons, if you see a fountain leave them be. You’ll need them later for #diping items. For lawful charactors, a dipped longsword can be turned into excalibur once you make experience level 5. Since its one of the best weapons for lawful characters that’s a big boon. Also it can be used to make useless scrolls (like Scrolls of Punishment or Scrolls of food detection) into much more useful blank paper that can be written on with a magic marker. Or taking less useful potions like Fruit Juice or a potion of Detect monsters into water which can be blessed into holy water.

Hope this helps you hackers out!

Happy Hacking!

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Emotional Appeal

So Laci The Dog (no link, fuck him!) recently linked this video supporting gun control.

Filled with Emotional appeal, and VERY light on details. The stories I DO know about are Columbine and Virginia Tech. VT was a gun-free zone, where unarmed students and teachers were shot by a man who was declared by a court of law to be mentally ill….but because the squishy judge didn’t feel the need to have a man just declared a danger to himself and others committed, therefore he was legally allowed to buy guns. All sorts of crazy gun control (including limited magazines because his mags were bought on ebay, and one-gun-a-month) none of which worked.

Columbine were two under-aged felons who had a 18 year old woman buy long-guns for them, and they illegally bought a pistol from another man. They also made explosives and used them to commit murder and mayhem in a gun-free zone. The woman, Robyn Anderson was never charged, also according to that link the guy who sold them the pistol served 19 months (On a 6 year charge) and the guy who brokered the deal served 4 years? How much sense does that make? Still again this is failure of gun control laws to protect anybody.

Bryon Miller is in there too. I talked about his story here, as well as a few others. I can’t speak for the unnamed people, but I will say others have dishonestly blamed guns for the loss of loved ones.

Still that’s a logical rebuttal to an emotional argument. How about an emotional rebuttal, if you’d like to follow below the cut.
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High As a KITE

Wow, that’s just hilarious! Don’t do drugs kids…but if you DO do drugs, do it in front of a camera so I can watch it! 😀

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