Odd Spam

I was just checking my spam trap during a tea break, and I found a comment that got marked. Didn’t recognize the screen name, and the text was “Good Point….you might be interested in this site” or something like that. Curious I tried the link. It was a spam bot selling TOASTERS!

WTF? OK I totally see the porn angle, as well as sex toys, and pills designed to do something to your penis. People get embarrassed by such personal stuff and the internet is awesome for that. But Toasters????

Seriously, most Grocery stores sell toasters, and department stores should have more of a selection than one would know what to do with. Why would a spambot be attempting to sell toasters in my comments?

This random spambot stopped by Akismet!

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DGU: Be a Man!

The Armed Citizen Has this DGU Up There might be a bit more bravado than I care for personally. But Emotionally, its a RIOT!

Ken Easler, 73, said he went into his home on Jones Road before heading to the farmer’s market on Saturday morning when he heard someone inside the house.

“I was taking produce to the market,” he said. “I was going in the house to get something to drink.”

Easler said when he went into the house, he heard someone upstairs. He grabbed his gun and waited for the person to come downstairs.

“I put the clip in and jacked one in the chamber, and when I did, he had already started down the steps. He sat down. He sat down and held onto the rail.

Dunno if this was a tough-guy Israeli Draw situation, or if he just said it that way, and happens to have an unloaded defensive gun stashed somewhere. Sounds cool. dunno if it IS cool. The Goblin gives the BEST excuse EVER *sarcasm*

“(He) started saying stuff like, ‘I had to use the bathroom so bad. I had to use your bathroom. I was walking down the road and I had this big urge to use that bathroom.’”

But Easler wasn’t having it.

“I told him, you know, ‘You’d better shut up and don’t make any sudden moves.’”

Break into my house, if you don’t play your cards right, you very well might die. And no, you did not break into my house to use the bathroom. If you had to use the bathroom you would have shit in my driveway or pissed on the SIDE of my house, and risked much more minor criminal charges. Money Quote:

He said the man then tried to get sympathy from him.

“He started like hyper-ventilating. He said, ‘I’ve got to have water — my heart — I’ve got to have water.’

“At one point, he started faking a cry like a baby would cry. I said, ‘Shut up, that don’t work either.’ I said, ‘You became a man when you came in my house.’ and I said, ‘I don’t want to hear no crying.’”

Just a funny story. And it turns out the goblin was robbing him. Hmmm, that bathroom story was so believable too!

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Awesome Cosplay

Looks like my buddy posted this video form Portcon.

Probably one of the best Cosplays (Attending a Convention in Costume, for those not in the know) I’ve seen. I mean this guy was HUGE, so he looked like Mr. T before he put all the costume on, and shaved his head. Also his costuming was DEAD ON! Right down to the Converse sneakers with his pants tucked into his tube socks.

He even talked in the rough voice the whole time…with no ill effects I could see.

Good times!

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Squid Sex

Too much Serious, talking about racism in politics and such. I felt like a Marine Biology post.

Since I’d just returned from an Anime Conference, the discussion of tentacle sex came up.

Of course the Japanese are interested in something more disturbing the Marine Biologist felt like sharing:

Sex in cephalopods is done through the male’s Hectocotylus which is a special tentacle used for copulation, and is essentially analogous to the mammalian penis.

Males generally form a new hectocotylus in each new season….During copulation, the hectocotylus breaks off from the male. The funnel-mantle locking apparatus on the hectocotylus keeps it lodged in the pallial cavity of the female.

Yep, the Male breaks his off inside the female! Cephalopods know how to party!

Hell who needs a backbone when you have a detachable penis?

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Leaving you past mistakes Behind

As a follow-up to the comments in this post I’ll lead with a quote from Buddy Mike W.

I should also point out that one of my favorite SCOTUS justice (Hugo Black) was also a KKK Member, but his history as a justice proves that he really DID change his stance. He actively championed for Constitutional Rights of blacks & other minorities as a justice as early as the 1940′s. Hell, he was on the side of desegregation in Brown v. Board of Education and other cases.

What did Byrd do after dropping his Klan membership? He certainly didn’t establish a long & unambiguous record of supporting the rights of minorities the way Black did.

Heh, Mike being the law clerk, he has a favorite justice! Still he makes a good point. One is not condemned to bring the sins of their past along with them, but they DO have to atone for them.

I was, like many young people, once amicable with Marxism, and gun control. But I’m doing my best to atone for those sins through activism and spreading of information.

Sounds like Justice Black did more than his share. But what did Byrd do? Yes, he endorsed Barrack Obama. Is that much? I mean I endorsed John McCain in the same election. Do I like John McCain in any way? No, not really. I didn’t much like Bush, and I endorsed him…and I think McCain would have made a WORSE President than Bush.

But I think he would have done a better job than President Obama. And that’s IT!

What has Byrd done to wash his hands of a Klan Leadership days?

Or maybe he was just a racist old man who did his best to keep his crude and evil opinions to himself. (Even more damning facts from Linoge and Mzmadmike)

We’ll never get away from racism if one half of the electorate keeps propping it up.

PS: Oh goodness, I need to remember this delectable bit of one-party racism on Heller/McDonald day

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Angry Bigots

One of my favorite hate-filled bigots is this nasty shell of a woman She’s from Maine, and essentially has a blog that’s entirely 1 part narcissistic preening and 10 parts frothing rage against the right-wing. (FYI the “Right Wing” is anything she says it is) In the death of Klansman Robert Byrd, rather than speaking his praise (which I suspect she can’t think of any) she just pours on the hate:

Sen. Robert Byrd has died

(….and yes right wing neocon neck drooling knuckle draggers…we know Sen. Byrd was in the KKK, but unlike the current crop of republicans across the nation, Sen. Byrd saw the error of his ways and changed himself! You assholes could learn a thing or two from this man!)

Yep, that’s the best she could do for an Obit. What’s interesting is she doesn’t actually note what Byrd did to “see the error of his ways and change himself”. I mean he DID leave the Klan, but hey, I could let my NRA membership lapse, or just dump it completely, would that make me any less of a second Amendment supporter? I’m not currently certified in CPR, do you think that means I’ll stand idly by if somebody has a cardiac episode when I’m around? (for legal reasons I’ll ask if somebody IS certified, but that’s just for legal, and selecting somebody who might be more dedicated than me…I mean I DID let my C-Card lapse…)

What did Robert Byrd do to affirm that he thinks Blacks, Non-Protestant, and Non-White people are all equal people under the law and in God’s eyes?

Yeah. Something tells me the Senator just hung up his sheets and his torches just to get out of a political nightmare. I mean look at Elena Kagan’s Supreme Court Nomination. Seems there’s a lot of Talk of Ms. Kagan being openly gay for a portion of her life, now she is making claims to be straight.

I must say Occam’s Razor is telling me she’s a Lesbian, and frankly with all the Gay Marriage controversy out there, I think we NEED a gay justice I WANT her to be gay. This would also give me at least SOMETHING to sweeten the deal, I mean Obama is an ultra-left Marxist, his nominees are GOING to be far to the left of me, at LEAST give me SOMEBODY who is sympathetic to gay rights (and maybe hates the war on drugs) so I can at LEAST hope that SOME good will come out of them.

But if I’m correct and Ms. Kagan is in fact Gay, and has been pushed back into the closet by either the Obama administration, or by her own shame (I vote the former given the stories out there, and Obama’s own hatred) she’s doing gays a disservice, as well as tainting her general honesty and good word.

Sometimes I’m just amazed by the left….

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Good Days and…

Well the McDonald Decision is awesome, looks like Blog-Buddy Bob S.’s wife Kimberly is going through her pre-op for breast cancer surgery

Sounds like Bob’s in a similar boat as me, very good prognosis, but its no fucking fun, fer damn sure.

So send you wishes love, and prayers over Texas way for Kim and Bob!

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Another 5-4 Victory

Looks like Chicago has lost the Supreme Court Case against their handgun ban It also means the 2nd Amendment is now officially incorporated in the states.

This will have HUGE ramifications, just as the Heller Case (which spawned this case, as well as several others) with gun rights. One Immediate thing might be Massachusetts’ “Safe Storage” laws, which was ruled constitutional recently, but the case directly referenced state incorporation as a stipulation on that ruling. I’ll have to talk to some local lawyers to see if that means what I think it does, and by this ruling that case is now nullified.

This will also push Alan Gura forward with cases against safe handgun rosters, as well as things like Assault Weapons bans. We’re still a LONG way off from getting things straitened out here but this, like Heller is a foundation of lawmakers no longer ignoring the 2nd Amendment.

A good list can be found here

The Decision can be read in a PDF here

Also for those of you who don’t have any sympathy for the bigots who like to take away the rights of others there is a whole WORLD of Butthurt in the comments here I won’t lie, I’m happy when Marxists are sad.

I’ll defiantly have to read the decision when I get a chance, and I’ll also continue to read posts of those who are smarter than I am on it.

This is a good day.

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Back from the Convention

Quite tired, had a good time, and probably one of the smoothest running conventions since inception.

As usual I come back with some bizarre videos I deeply enjoy.


Love the Shoes, Love the Mussels!

And this

Puppy….oh!

Ok I’ll be back to a more regular posting soon.

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Former Klansman, Passed

Robert C. Byrd, , a conservative West Virginia Democrat who became the longest-serving member of Congress in history and used his masterful knowledge of the institution to shape the federal budget, protect the procedural rules of the Senate and, above all else, tend to the interests of his state, died at 3 a.m. Monday at Inova Fairfax Hospital, his office said.

Blah Blah Blah, about speaking ill of the dead, I personally don’t follow that. If you can’t speak ill of those who deserve it, you can’t speak well of those who lived a good life.

Senator Byrd has not been fit to represent his state in a long time, and his horrible racist past has been ignored by the Democrats who would best like to forget that they were the party that revolted over slavery (and Republicans rose to power over advocating abolition of slavery) and they are the party that formed the Klan when they lost the war and were concerned about freed blacks getting out of their place.

You won’t be missed Senator, and like your Beloved West Virginia, I hope there are a few bridges and roads named after you where you are now.

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